Dear Dream Job,
I know you exist out there. I know that you someone is currently living my dream job and it was their dream job. But maybe they don't want it anymore? Maybe it is time for them to move on, to bigger and better things! It's my turn, Dream Job! Yes it is! I want to be able to get paid for doing what I love to do for a company that I am proud of! I know you are out there Dream Job! You are just missing me!
I am a motivated team player, who loves to work in fun environments surrounded by fun-loving people. I have gain a mass amount of experience from my previous work and volunteer places: organizational, multitasking, prioritizing, administration, management, coordination, production, planning and scheduling skills. I work extremely well under stress and high pressure situations.
You are out there Dream Job, and I just need to find you. Oh, by the way... you also pay me....LOTS! Well enough that I can do all those things I want to do too... and buy all those things I want to buy. I know you are out there... just waiting for me to holler. And to let you know... I'M COMING FOR YA!